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"JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON"


      
SOME JOKES FOR CHRISTMAS TIME

1.-  It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the           prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
      "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
      "That's no offence", said the judge.
      " It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.


2.- WHY WAS CINDERELLA SUCH A POOR FOOTBALL PLAYER
     Because she kept running away from the ball !!!

3.-What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
    The stocKING

4.-Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?
    A Christmas Tree does not have legs as we do

5.-What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?
    Your mistleTOE

6.-WHAT IS A MUM´S FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS CAROL
    Silent Night

7.-What kind of candle burns longer?
    No candles burn longer, they all burn shorter


8.-What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
    It´s Christmas, EVE !!

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10.-Christmas Prayer
Free Clean Christmas Jokes
Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandma's house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers.
As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike."
His older brother said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf."
"I know," said his brother, "but Grandma is."

11.-A Simple Request
"Here's a Christmas request I can't give," Santa said to Mrs. Claus.
"Why not?" asked Mrs. Claus.
"Here, read the letter."
Dear Santa,
Will you please bring me some crocodile shoes for Christmas?
Thanks,
Pete
"But you have lots of crocodile shoes," said Mrs. Claus. "Why can't you give him a pair?"
"Because he didn't tell me what size his crocodile wears."

12.-The Three Stages Of Life
                                                           
          Stage One:     You believe in Father Christmas.

        Stage Two:     You don't believe in Father Christmas.
        Stage Three:   You are Father Christmas.

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